How many of you can tell between breast implants and real breasts?

I can. They stick out of the skin. and for those of you offended. keep the comments to yourself. My life My questions.

How many of you can tell between breast implants and real breasts?
First and foremost: Fake boobs look Fake!!


If you have ever seen porn, then you know exactly what fake breasts look like: perfect. How creepy is that? attractive and unattractive women are drawn to the silicone bags, undergoing intense surgeries in order to make their bodies more "appealing". Is it really worth it? After all is said and done, is the $6000 bucks they invested into inflating their chest really worth it? After all, fake breasts can't even hold a candle to the real thing.





Second: They don't move, EVER.





This means that if you get fake breasts, you can run as many miles as you want without a cumbersome sports bra. You won't have to spend agonizing hours bouncing around a dressing room trying to squeeze your DDs into a massive and hideous sports bra just so you can speed walk comfortably on the treadmill at your gym. In fact, with fake breasts, you will never have to wear a bra again. You can go "commando" anywhere, anytime. In other words, you won't be inconvenienced by a pair of breasts that at times, seem to have a mind of their own.





Third: They are incredibly perky.





Imagine a pair of breasts so high on your chest that people mistake you for being in your twenties when you are actually in your thirties. I can't think of anything more annoying than being mistaken as being a decade younger.





Fourth: Fake breasts never need adjusting.





Since they don't move, you will never have to "adjust" to ensure that your nipples are properly aligned.





Fifth: Fake breasts are likely to be the same size.





Since they are manufactured, with fake breasts it is unlikely that you will ever have to worry about that pesky "lop-sided" business. No longer will you have to endure a slightly larger breast, in fact, your new fake breasts will mirror one another perfectly.





Wow, with so many benefits I can hardly think of a reason not to subject myself to a life-threatening operation for something as shallow as breasts. Oh wait, it's because fake breasts are gross, dangerous and unnatural. In reality, while all of the above "perks" would be great, I simply cannot support something as superficial as fake breasts. Not to mention the fact that since I hit puberty hardcore at the age of 12, sprouting C cup, (which looked more like D cup because I was a damn stick) I am a bit bias. I am a believer that if you did not have to endure teasing for your large knockers from a tender age, you do not deserve to have large knockers.





All jokes aside, I pity the woman who thinks she must have bigger or better breasts to be truly happy in life.





But for those that do there is a cheaper solution http://search.ebay.com/real-breast_W0QQf...
Reply:I can by feelling them
Reply:You can' t tell, unless your really skinny and your boobs are huge. They need to proportioned to your body. Mine are 40DD, and no one can tell.
Reply:Ick, that grosses me out that they stick out of the skin. YUCK!
Reply:I know what you are saying. But I think maybe if someone just had a reasonable amount added to their size it may not stick out. Like maybe a A to a B cup or B to a C cup.
Reply:Sometimes you can really tell. Some women tend to get implants that are way too big, and that makes it so obvious. You should get implants that are more proportionate to your body size and weight, not those big, huge, cartoon-like ones.
Reply:It's soooooo obvious!
Reply:Not that I try to make a habit out of it but yes, I can tell (most times, I think).





Natural breasts, look, well...natural.





Implants look like small ( or large ) oranges stuck under the skin. There is as much of a definition of the shape and size ABOVE the breast as below.





In my opinion implants look fine on a girl 20 - 25 and look ridiculous on the same girl as soon as they turn 26.





Yes, it is incredibly obvious in most (if not all) cases.
Reply:I can usually they look a bit different form real ones.
Reply:Try Walmart, they have everything!
Reply:Breast implants i think are more rounded and firmer I think real are better but like you said its your life your choice. Goodluck whatever you choose .
Reply:honestly, i dunno how to distinguish a fake from a real one.
Reply:Yuck! I can completly tell..... besides, they don't even feel like real boobs are supposed to. I think someone could actually knock someone out with some of those big fake chi chi's. I'm serious!!!
Reply:well i dont have implants but i know a few friends who do and their implants don't stick out of their skin. you dont know what your talking about. it sounds like to me your jealous. implants look natural and they sag just like the natural breasts do overtime. yes, if your a skinny girl and you have big implants you will be able to feel the implants but besides that you can't tell just by looking at a girl that she has implants....sorry. but i do understand what your saying about 95% of girls these days have implants, and only 5% have real breasts.
Reply:Sometimes it is real difficult for me to tell. But my wife has been talking about a lift or possible implants now that we are done having children. She can tell.





Can't lie though, it's fun to look at breasts in the mall and discuss whether or not they are real...even if the conversation is with my wife. Hey...i am still a man even if i am happily married.
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